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Not mad but certainly somewhat  eccentric hares

17 January 2023 by Simon Barnes 7 Comments

 

 

          The snow lay across the marsh, fixed by a bone-hard frost. The outside taps had frozen. The car-doors didn’t open till bathed in hot water. I did the outside chores in six layers… and do you know, I was stupid enough to think it was winter.

There were no clouds, the sun was low and intensely bright, doing everything a sun should do except warm the place up. By now I was back at my desk, writing a piece for Radio Times. One of the things about this matchless work-place is that my peripheral vision has grown acute.

Movement. That’s what peripheral vision does best, and since I started working here, I have acquired the habit of instant response to any hint of it. So I swivelled round at once – there really is no excuse for ever doing a stroke of work here – and found more movement.

The bins were beside me as always and I had them to my eyes in an instant – and there was a hare, gold against the snow, hind legs bunched underneath, ready to move at an instant’s notice. And then it was gone: but it wasn’t running away. It was running towards. This was pursuit.

It – he — was chasing another hare with a passion you’d have thought impossible on such a cold day. The two fizzed round in two giant circles and then were still. Here was a foretaste – a foreplay — of spring: two Mad March Hare expressing their madness in January.

It wasn’t the full thing: 20 circuits of the field followed by a stand-up boxing match, preferably with a dozen others involved. But if they weren’t properly mad they were certainly – eccentric. They asked me: winter? This is spring if you but knew it.

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  1. Ann says

    17 January 2023 at 3:53 pm

    Oh Simon, you’re making me so envious as you watch hares cavorting from the warmth of your office. I’m watching about 20 house sparrows on my bird feeders, pleasurable but not so exciting.

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  2. Mike Kelleher says

    17 January 2023 at 4:01 pm

    Enjoyed reading it.

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  3. Mitchel Wainwright says

    17 January 2023 at 6:37 pm

    Fabulous. I had no idea that hares would perform in this way so early in the year.

    By the way, I thought that this may interest you.

    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jan/17/visiting-green-spaces-deters-mental-health-drug-use-researchers-find

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    • Simon Barnes says

      27 January 2023 at 3:06 pm

      Yes indeed — it seems remrkable but ture: happiness is good for you!

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  4. Bairbre Uí Chathail says

    17 January 2023 at 10:19 pm

    Simon this is fabulous! You make my day with these. I see them pop in to my inbox but I hold off until evening to read them, delayed pleasure all the sweeter!

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    • Simon Barnes says

      27 January 2023 at 3:05 pm

      Thanks a chara

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  5. Anthony Bird says

    9 February 2023 at 2:06 pm

    Peripheral vision is good is it not, sitting at the breakfast or lunch table with one eye looking forward and the left eye facing another window at right angles, great especially if you see a goldfinch!

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