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The Hammock Diaries: 5

24 April 2026 by Simon Barnes 4 Comments

           A gentle bounce as the springy branch of ash briefly yielded, a modest swing before it steadied and the hammock was once again ready for the intense observation of nature. Words ceased to dance patterns in my mind, or at least slowed down. The Hammock Naturalist was hard at work again.

I had hardly begun to settle when it began. Cuckoo! Not the first time I had heard one this year at my place in Norfolk, but this time he was much closer and therefore much louder. Huzzah!

Though what I felt was not so much rejoicing as relief. They’re back. They’ve made it again, which means the globe’s still working… as Ted Hughes said of swifts. Cuckoos love this shallow valley, and their return was profoundly reassuring. Despair can be set aside. Summer is on its way.

Cuckoo! Not a sound that will give much pleasure to the dunnocks out there on the marsh, or to any other of the possible hosts, but nature is as complex emotionally as it is factually. I rejoiced in his return after a long and no doubt challenging nine months away: while mentally apologising to the dunnocks.

 

Sumer is incumen in! The cuckoo called again and I tried to remember all I could of the old song without looking it up. Lhude sing cuccu! Or loudly sing cuckoo if you prefer. We were taught the song at school, and inevitably the line that gave greatest pleasure was “bulloc sterteth bucke uerteth”, which translates as “the bullock leaps and the stag farts”.

Well, he would, wouldn’t he, being full of the spring grass and making as joyful as sound as the roguish cuckoo. Sing cuckoo! Ne swik thu nauer nu! Sing cuckoo and never bloody well stop! Precisely what that cuckoo is planning.

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  1. Anthony Bird says

    25 April 2026 at 12:54 pm

    That hammock is certainly giving value for money!
    Jennifer and I have returned after a short break in Bournemouth with trips into the New Forest, quite nice but we did not hear cuckoo , the birds sang but stayed mainly hidden!

    Regards, Anthony

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  2. Bob Reeves says

    26 April 2026 at 11:45 am

    ‘Summer is a cumin in’, however you wish to spell it. Very evocative for me, Simon.
    I was in a madrigal group at my old town Grammar school, which no longer exists. The starting song was always ‘Summer is a cumin’ in’. Our music teacher had the most musical name, Mr Tranah. How lucky were we to have not only a music teacher, but one who gave us the chance to sing everything from madrigals to the Messiah and Judas Maccabaeus. A few of us even got to sing in the National Schools Choir at the Royal Albert Hall. Many state schools now don ‘t have a music teacher. How sad.
    In Bristol, we don’t ever hear the cuckoo either!

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  3. Sue Theobald says

    26 April 2026 at 7:16 pm

    Great! Lucky you…no cuckoos, of the bird sort, in Pottergate!…must get out more….

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  4. Keith Owens says

    27 April 2026 at 4:53 pm

    Great series, Simon. I hope you are able to continue it for along time. Your writing brings great joy and laughter.

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